Presidential Candidate Selector

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Presidential Candidate Selector

July 8, 2007 by Stranger

Take the quiz for yourself. [VIA Criminizzle]

Posted in Barack Obama, Daily, Fun, Online Quiz, Online Tests, Politicians, Politics, Presidential Candidate Selector, Quizzes | 21 Comments

21 Responses to “Presidential Candidate Selector”

on July 8, 2007 at 12:57 pm1 Richard Morgan

Okay, I took this quiz yesterday and it said my ideal candidate was Ron Paul.

I took it today and it said that Barack Obama’s my man.

Either someone tinkered with my political philosophies while I slept (and don’t you hate when that happens?) or else someone has a messed-up quiz.
on July 8, 2007 at 1:00 pm2 Stranger

These quizzes are like hard science at it’s finest and cannot be disputed. I think you’re just fickle.

And that guy named “Theoretical Ideal Candidate” is going to kick ass in the elections. He’s everyone’s favorite!
on July 8, 2007 at 2:00 pm3 Richard Morgan

Hey, Theoretical’s got my vote. For one thing, Theoretical Roosevelt was my most favorite president, and since they’ve got the same first name, I guess I’ve got to vote for him.
on July 8, 2007 at 2:12 pm4 Stranger

You’re right, it’s been too long since there was another Theo in the White House.
on July 8, 2007 at 3:25 pm5 darcknyt

I don’t even need to take the quiz; this Theoretical guy’s my man regardless of party affiliation or platform.
on July 8, 2007 at 3:40 pm6 Stranger

Long live Theo!
on July 8, 2007 at 4:24 pm7 dylan555

Somehow Obama, Kucinich, Dodd, and Edwards made my top four. It’s funny considering I don’t like the first three at all. I guess I’ll stick with my hope for an Edwards/Biden ticket.
on July 8, 2007 at 4:39 pm8 richardmorgan

I’m officially writing in Kevin Smith. I have to vote my conscience.
on July 8, 2007 at 6:16 pm9 criminyjicket

theoretical ideal candidate is a fake acronym which actually means This Is Criminy
on July 8, 2007 at 6:17 pm10 criminyjicket

okay, that was dumb..but you can figure out whay i meant…elect criminy
on July 8, 2007 at 6:48 pm11 Stranger

Dylan - I wouldn’t be at all opposed for Edwards/Biden.

Richard - Kevin Smith is a cool guy. Not sure I’d like to live a nationwide version of Clerks, though.

Criminy - Roscoe would make an awesome first bunny, but he’d rape your staff too much.
on July 8, 2007 at 6:50 pm12 criminyjicket

hey, don’t hold it against roscoe that he would carry on tradition. richard has my first campaign blog up…he’s a sick boy
on July 8, 2007 at 6:54 pm13 Stranger

You’re just now noticing that about Richard?

I don’t know, man. I kinda like for my Presidents to be observant and shit.
on July 8, 2007 at 6:56 pm14 criminyjicket

i noticed your talent didn’t I?
on July 8, 2007 at 6:57 pm15 Stranger

Oh, right, you did. All is forgiven!
on July 8, 2007 at 7:17 pm16 mdvp

Oh no. I don’t know criminy, with all these raging liberals hanging around your blog, I may have to pull out the big guns to fend them off… :)
on July 8, 2007 at 7:18 pm17 criminyjicket

its hell being a centrist. You have to make room for everyone. Well, I make room for anyone interesting, whacked in the head, or fun to read.
on July 8, 2007 at 7:19 pm18 Stranger

Big guns, huh? I don’t know what kind of lady you take me for, but we only just met.
on July 8, 2007 at 7:24 pm19 mdvp

I’m talking Fred Thompson propaganda. And I’ve seen you around criminy’s, you seem okay… Even with your top ten. At least Fred was 4th to last for you, he tied for last in his results…
on July 8, 2007 at 7:52 pm20 Stranger

Heh. Thanks. How lucky for me that you approve!
on July 9, 2007 at 2:43 am21 D. Peace

You lefty, you.

I’m just gutted you’re not pulling for Newt! Come on, get on the Newt bandwagon. I’ll even give you some of my “NEWT IS NEAT” bumper stickers and “I ROOT FOR NEWT” buttons.

But I kid. All joking aside, if I took that test I would rank Kucinich at or near the top of my list, with Obama, Gore, and Edwards also figuring prominently.