Presidential Candidate Selector
July 8, 2007
Take the quiz for yourself. [VIA Criminizzle]
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Richard Morgan | July 8, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Okay, I took this quiz yesterday and it said my ideal candidate was Ron Paul.
I took it today and it said that Barack Obama’s my man.
Either someone tinkered with my political philosophies while I slept (and don’t you hate when that happens?) or else someone has a messed-up quiz.
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Stranger | July 8, 2007 at 1:00 pm
These quizzes are like hard science at it’s finest and cannot be disputed. I think you’re just fickle.
And that guy named “Theoretical Ideal Candidate” is going to kick ass in the elections. He’s everyone’s favorite!
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Richard Morgan | July 8, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Hey, Theoretical’s got my vote. For one thing, Theoretical Roosevelt was my most favorite president, and since they’ve got the same first name, I guess I’ve got to vote for him.
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Stranger | July 8, 2007 at 2:12 pm
You’re right, it’s been too long since there was another Theo in the White House.
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darcknyt | July 8, 2007 at 3:25 pm
I don’t even need to take the quiz; this Theoretical guy’s my man regardless of party affiliation or platform.
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Stranger | July 8, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Long live Theo!
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dylan555 | July 8, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Somehow Obama, Kucinich, Dodd, and Edwards made my top four. It’s funny considering I don’t like the first three at all. I guess I’ll stick with my hope for an Edwards/Biden ticket.
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richardmorgan | July 8, 2007 at 4:39 pm
I’m officially writing in Kevin Smith. I have to vote my conscience.
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criminyjicket | July 8, 2007 at 6:16 pm
theoretical ideal candidate is a fake acronym which actually means This Is Criminy
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criminyjicket | July 8, 2007 at 6:17 pm
okay, that was dumb..but you can figure out whay i meant…elect criminy
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Stranger | July 8, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Dylan – I wouldn’t be at all opposed for Edwards/Biden.
Richard – Kevin Smith is a cool guy. Not sure I’d like to live a nationwide version of Clerks, though.
Criminy – Roscoe would make an awesome first bunny, but he’d rape your staff too much.
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criminyjicket | July 8, 2007 at 6:50 pm
hey, don’t hold it against roscoe that he would carry on tradition. richard has my first campaign blog up…he’s a sick boy
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Stranger | July 8, 2007 at 6:54 pm
You’re just now noticing that about Richard?
I don’t know, man. I kinda like for my Presidents to be observant and shit.
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criminyjicket | July 8, 2007 at 6:56 pm
i noticed your talent didn’t I?
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Stranger | July 8, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Oh, right, you did. All is forgiven!
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mdvp | July 8, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Oh no. I don’t know criminy, with all these raging liberals hanging around your blog, I may have to pull out the big guns to fend them off… :)
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criminyjicket | July 8, 2007 at 7:18 pm
its hell being a centrist. You have to make room for everyone. Well, I make room for anyone interesting, whacked in the head, or fun to read.
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Stranger | July 8, 2007 at 7:19 pm
Big guns, huh? I don’t know what kind of lady you take me for, but we only just met.
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mdvp | July 8, 2007 at 7:24 pm
I’m talking Fred Thompson propaganda. And I’ve seen you around criminy’s, you seem okay… Even with your top ten. At least Fred was 4th to last for you, he tied for last in his results…
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Stranger | July 8, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Heh. Thanks. How lucky for me that you approve!
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D. Peace | July 9, 2007 at 2:43 am
You lefty, you.
I’m just gutted you’re not pulling for Newt! Come on, get on the Newt bandwagon. I’ll even give you some of my “NEWT IS NEAT” bumper stickers and “I ROOT FOR NEWT” buttons.
But I kid. All joking aside, if I took that test I would rank Kucinich at or near the top of my list, with Obama, Gore, and Edwards also figuring prominently.